Bully Ray starts
us off by coming out to the ring with his Twittah Machine to proclaim
himself the leader of the Bully Nation. Bubba says he learned something
from Joseph Park, and that's that if there's enough evidence, it means
someone's guilty, and all the evidence is pointing right at James Storm.
He's going to prove that Storm is behind Aces & Eights, but first
he's going to beat him and then go on to Hardcore Justice and win there
too and get 20 points. He tells the crowd to stop booing because they
know he's right, but Storm comes out to interrupt Bubba's monologue. He
says that he didn't hear one fact come out of Bubba's mouth, and says
he's tired of people pointing fingers at him and not taking him at his
word. He'll say it again: he's had nothing to do with these attacks
because he's more worried about winning the Bound For Glory Series, then
going on to Bound For Glory to regain his title. Bubba's got him all
riled up, and where he's from, you kick the crap out of people who cross
the line, so what he's going to do now is draw a line and give Bubba
until the count of three because he's going to cross that line and knock
Bubba out. Bubba turns his hat around and tells Storm to start
counting, but Bubba steps out of the ring at 3, so Storm tells him to
take the message backstage and tell anyone who doesn't believe him that
they can come out and fight him.
Suddenly, Aces & Eights shows up on the ImpactTron, sitting at a
card table with a bunch of beers to tell the assholes (their word, not
mine) that they found out that Sting gave them an open invitation to
show up tonight. That's a dangerous thing to do, but they'll show up
tonight and do things on their terms. Bubba says that this proves
Storm's involved, and walks off while screaming at Storm.
Pope is backstage saying the Bound For Glory Series hasn't gone quite
the way he imagined, but he's picking up 20 points this weekend because,
if he makes it to the final four, he's going to Bound For Glory and
bringing the title home to the Congregation.
Ken Anderson joins the announce team for our opening match...
Bound For Glory Series: Rob Van Dam vs Brutus Magnus
RVD hits the ropes and tries a shoulderblock, but doesn't budge Magnus.
RVD tries the ropes again and Magnus quickly pounces and clotheslines
RVD over the top rope to the floor. Magnus goes out after him, ramming
RVD's back into the ring apron and then putting the boots to him before
dumping him back into the ring for a 1 count. RVD comes off the ropes
and tries a crossbody, but Magnus catches him in a bodyslam position,
then pops him into the air into a vertical suplex and drops him. RVD
goes to the ropes yet a fourth time, and finally connects with a leg
lariat. Magnus catches a spinkick, but RVD catches him with a rolling
leg cradle for 2 before superkicking Magnus' head off. RVD takes too
long to play to the crowd and his monkey flip is countered to a hard
clothesline, but he quickly recovers and takes Magnus down, then hits
the Five Star Frogsplash for the win.
Winner: Rob Van Dam
The dumbass with the camera asks Bobby Roode if he's aware of the
contract signing tonight, and he says that he hears there's some
language in the contract his lawyer didn't like, and they might just not
let him wrestle this weekend.
We look back at last week's baby shower for Crazy Crackhead Claire, and
then we're off to the ring for some championship action!
World Tag Team Title Match: Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian vs TV Champion Devon & Garett Bischoff
Kazarian and Devon start off, with Devon getting the advantage and
tagging out to Garett, who does fiery young babyface armdrags and
hiptosses before tagging Devon back in for a double team on Daniels. Is
Garett ever going to get any damn tights? Garett with an inverted
atomic drop on Daniels, but a distraction from Kazarian on the floor
allows Daniels to hit an STO and then hiptoss Kazarian into a legdrop on
Garett for 2. The champs work Garett over for several minutes before
tagging in Devon, who is a house of fire as he takes both champions out.
Devon with a Rock Bottom for 2 on Kazarian, then he dumps Daniels to
the floor and spears Kazarian out of his boots. Daniels comes into the
ring with a title belt and Garett charges him, but Daniels backdrops
Garett over the top rope to the floor. Devon hits a spinebuster on
Daniels, but Kazarian gets the belt and knocks Devon out with it and
covers for 3.
Winners: Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian
We look back at last week's conversation between Sting and Brooke Hogan
where she wondered why Aces & Eights were picking on them before
getting a delivery from Aces & Eights. We then go backstage to
Sting and he says that he promised to take care of Brooke, and the best
way to do that is by not having her here tonight. That sounds great to
me! He's also calling out Aces & Eights once again tonight.
After a video package with each of the BFG Series participants talking
about what it would mean for them to win the tournament, we go to the
ring where Robbie E says that he's got five points, and that he's going
to earn another 20 points by putting Jeff Hardy, the same guy he beat
for those five points, through a table. He shows us the video of his
win over Hardy, and he says that he'll give five reasons Hardy won't
ever beat him. He only gets as far as mentioning his cool pink sweaters
that are better than Hardy's grungy wife beaters, but now Jeff Hardy
comes out as Robbie dares him to join the party. Hardy comes into the
ring and lays out Robbie T, and E decides to backpedal until Hardy slaps
him in the face and tries to put him through a table. Robbie T comes
back into the ring and attacks Hardy from behind, then powerbombs Hardy
through a table. Robbie E stands over the fallen Hardy yelling that
he's going to take 20 points this weekend.
The guy with the camera catches up with AJ Styles, who says someone has
to be pretty bad at sex for people to not remember having sex with them,
and AJ doesn't drink so he should remember if it happened. He's jet
lagged, and all he wants to do right now is focus on his match tonight
with Kurt Angle.
Samoa Joe comes out to the broadcast booth before the next match and
says that it seems like everyone's coming out to say what they're going
to in the BFG Series. He says that we're about to see Kurt Angle and AJ
Styles go at it, and he's going to beat the both of them and also
Christopher Daniels because he's been dueling for the top spot since the
series started and he's going to get the 20 points this weekend.
Bound For Glory Series: Kurt Angle vs AJ Styles
Claire is in the crowd, cheering AJ on his way to the ring. A quick
back and forth at the beginning ends with AJ dropkicking Angle out to
the floor and taking him out with a baseball slide as we go to
commercial.
We're back, and Angle rams AJ hard into the corner and pops him into the
air with an overhead release suplex. Claire has this moron smile on
her face as she's sitting in the crowd watching Angle hit a windmill
backbreaker for 2. Double clothesline takes both men down, and Claire
looks on intently as they try and get back to their feet. AJ with a
series of clotheslines and a fireman's backbreaker for 2. AJ goes to
the apron and tries a springboard forearm, but Angle dodges and hits a
trio of rolling German suplexes. He says, and I quote, "GET UP BITCH!"
to AJ, but AJ escapes the Hacker Slam and hits a Pelle Kick for a very
close 2. Angle backdrops out of the Styles Clash and hits the Hacker
Slam for 2. Angle calls AJ a bitch again as he pulls the straps down
and gets the anklelock, but AJ kicks Angle off and gets a German suplex,
Angle blocks a second suplex and counters to the anklelock, AJ rolls
through and sends Angle into the corner, Angle backdrops AJ to the
apron, and AJ comes in with a springboard forearm and hits the Styles
Clash for an EXTREMELY close 2. We've got to be getting closed to the
time limit by now as AJ goes to the top rope and gets suplexed into the
ring for 2. Angle goes to the top rope, but shockingly misses the
moonsault he hasn't hit since 2000, AJ goes out to the apron and tries
the springboard 450, but Angle gets the knees up and hits the Hacker
Slam for a very hard fought win.
Winner: Kurt Angle
This match was awesome! Awesome awesome awesome! Claire reaches over
the rail like a mark to tell AJ it's okay that he lost, but he just
stares her down and walks off. Now Claire gets her Crazy Crackhead
Claire face on as we find out Aces & Eights has another message for
us.
Aces & Eights runs down all the people they've taken out so far, and
tonight, we'll find out who gets the next Dead Man's Hand. Ken
Anderson walks in on James Storm to say it's pretty funny how every time
A&E does anything, it benefits Storm in some way. If Anderson
turns out to be their next victim and finds out Storm has anything to do
with it, they're going to have another conversation like this one,
except...different.
Austin Aries is on the phone arguing with someone about the contract for
this weekend's title match, and the camera guy asks him what's up.
Aries says he doesn't know what's going on, but they're going to handle
this like men and make sure there's a match this Sunday.
Gail Kim vs Knockouts Champion Brooke Tessmacher
Gail tried attacking Brooke before the bell, but Brooke saw her coming
and took her out. Kim quickly recovers and unloads with some kicks,
then picks Brooke up in a powerslam position and drops her belly first
over her shoulder for 2. Gail lays Brooke backward across the second
rope and stands on her chest, then just punishes Brooke with more kicks
before driving her boot into her chest. Brooke comes off the ropes with
a running forearm and starts firing back with right hands, but Gail
gets a shot to the ribs and locks her in a legscissors. Gail releases
the hold and rams her leg into Brooke's ribs just for good measure, then
lifts her up and gets a ribbuster across the knee. Tessmacher finally
gets some offense with some running clotheslines and a dropkick before
springing off the second rope with a clothesline. Brooke with a
stinkface in the corner and then hangs Gail on the second rope before
hauling her out and dropping her face first in a sort of modified
bulldog for the win.
Winner: Brooke Tessmacher
Brooke is celebrating her win as Madison Rayne comes out with her big
silly smile on to stare down Brooke and make out with Earl Hebner, whose
heart appears to have stopped.
We go backstage to Joseph Park, who says he deals with contracts on a
professional basis and it brings him back to 2003 when he had a shining
moment in a closing argument. This is the kind of thing he tried to
warn Sting about last week, because animosity like what we see between
Aries and Roode can cause all kinds of problems in contract
negotiations.
We look back at last week when Kenny King pinned Zema Ion, then we go to
a video package where King talks about taking the biggest risk of his
career to come to TNA, but every morning when he gets up to go train and
slaps the hamburger out of his own hand, he thinks about what it will
feel like to have that championship belt in his hand.
Sting comes out to the ring to introduce the contract signing, and asks
Bobby Roode and Austin Aries to come out and join him in the ring. Both
men come out to the ring and Aries puts the belt on the table and sits
down, and then Roode goes off on Sting for telling him that he has an
attitude problem. He has a problem with the line in the contract where
he won't get another shot at Aries for as long as he holds the title if
he loses this weekend, and he thinks it's because Sting has had a
problem with him since day one. Sting has always tried to stick it to
him and one up him, and even after Aries' fluke win last month, he's
still trying to one up him. Unless Sting makes some changes this
weekend, there's not going to be a main event this weekend, and Roode
tosses the contract onto the table. Aries says he's tired of listening
to Roode piss and moan because, for a man who's so convinced that Aries'
win was a fluke, he's awfully concerned about a rematch. Roode knows
that Aries has his number, and since he doesn't want to give Roode any
more reasons to complain, he can toss the contract out and add a new
stipulation where he'll waive his right to a rematch if he loses, so
this weekend will be a winner take all match and their one last
confrontation. Sting asks Roode to shake on it, and it looks like
everyone is in agreement. They do the obligatory kicking over of chairs
and get ready to go at it, but instead, Roode sticks his hand out and
they shake on it. Aries grabs his belt and holds it up in Roode's face,
so Roode throws his water in Aries face and strolls off.
James Storm and Bully Ray are backstage, and they're...WALKING!
Chavo Guerrero Jr is backstage saying that he's here to beat the best,
and before long, he and Hernandez will have gold around their waist.
Kid Kash and Gunner aren't impressed because they think Chavo is a
cheater. Those two teams are going to face off this weekend at the PPV,
and then we run down the entire lineup for Hardcore Justice We then
look at the BFG Series leaderboard, and then it's off to the ring for
our main event!
Bound For Glory Series: Bully Ray vs James Storm
Bubba starts mouthing off and accusing Storm of being part of Aces &
Eights before even making contact, and keeps ducking out between the
ropes every time Storm tries to grab him, but finally they make contact
and have a brief exchange before Bubba dumps Storm out to the floor and
we go to commercial.
We're back, and Storm rolls out of the way of an elbowdrop from Bully
Ray. Bubba yanks Storm down by the hair and then gets a leglock on
Storm and grapevines the leg to try for the submission win. Storm
reverses to a heel hook of his own, but Bubba makes it to the ropes and
takes Storm down, then stands over him and drives fists into his skull.
Bubba comes off the ropes for a big splash, but Storm rolls out of the
way and starts firing back with right hands, a facebuster, and a running
neckbreaker. Storm with a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK bodydrop and then
charges Bubba, but gets caught with a Rock Bottom for 2. Bubba goes for
the Bubba Bomb, but Storm fights his way out and goes up top. Bubba
hits a nasty chop and tries to superplex Storm, but Storm shoves him
off. Storm goes for an elbowdrop, but Bubba moves out of the way and
hits the Bubba Bomb, but only gets 2. Bubba goes to the second rope,
but misses a back senton. Storm hits a Codebreaker and sets up for the
Last Call, but Bubba pulls the referee in his way. Storm stops short,
but gets a rollup for 2. Bubba quickly recovers himself and hits the
Bubba Cutter for the win.
Winner: Bully Ray
Bubba stalks Storm with the chain, but Aces & Eights pops up on
screen and congratulates them on putting on a good show, then says that
they'll see Bubba this Sunday.
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