Whatsup guys and gals, tonight we have a huge show, its RAW's 1000th episode. What will happen tonight? Who will be there live? I know WWE is pulling out all the stops, and I will try my best to keep everyone up to par on whats going on, who just entered the arena. So sit back, relax, and enjoy, and don't forget to join us over at
www.snsradionetwork.com for the usual live chat during the show. See you there.
In what can only be called one of the best intro promo video packages ever, they show off a video package of WWE Raw.
Vince McMahon is now coming down to the ring to start off Raw. Vince says thank you to the WWE Universe, as they chant back, Thank You Vince. Vince then welcomes everyone to Monday Night Raw, and then introduces Degeneration X as HHH and Shawn Micheals comes down to the ring in camo pants and DX shirts. Micheals says he is feeling this, but something is missing. HHH looks at HBK, and asks if there used to be more of them, to which the crowd pops massively. Then the DX music hits, and out comes Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and X-Pac as the band is back together. Road Dogg gets the mic and does the New Age Outlaws intro. HHH then does the intro for himself, as Billy Gunn and HBK argue back and forth about who does the next part. Before they can continue, Darren Sandow comes out, HHH stops him, but HBK tells him to continue. Sandow continues, talking about how he won't be a victim, but a martyr. HHH says that they need to huddle to figure something out, as Sandow tries to get into the huddle, but HHH says he needs to stand in the corner for a minute. The crowd is chanting for sweet chin music, as they are huddled up. They come out the huddle and HHH begins saying something, but before he has a chance to finish, HBK hits the sweet chin music, and HHH grabs him and hits the pedrigree. DX does their posturing before the commercial break hits.
Before this next match starts, they introduce Jim Ross as a commentator for tonight.
1st match 6 Man Tag Match
Rey Mysterio Jr./Sin Cara/Sheamus vs Chris Jericho/Dolph Ziggler/Alberto Del Rio
Winner(s): Rey Mysterio Jr., Sin Cara, and Sheamus via pinfall after Ziggler punched Jericho leading up to the brogue kick from Sheamus to get the pinfall.
They cut to some videos on Tout, and then apparently, they bring in Charlie Sheen on Skype to talk about Raw so far.
Backstage we see AJ getting ready for her wedding, as she talks to Layla. AJ asks why everyone calls her crazy, when the entire backstage area is crazy. AJ opens the door, and we see Jim Duggan yelling at someone down the hall, R-Truth and Roddy Piper trying to play jumprope with Little Jimmy, and then we see Mae Young and her son, "The Hand" all grown up. Layla says good luck tonight and runs out of the locker room.
2nd match Singles match
Brodus Clay (w/ Dude Love) vs Jack Swagger
Winner: Brodus Clay via pinfall
After the match, Swagger gets a tye-dyed Mr. Socko for his troubles.
Backstage we see Daniel Bryan talking to some guys in scrubs.
We come back to Slick Rick coming out, ready to do the wedding. Out comes Daniel Bryan, and now comes AJ. Slick starts with the ceremony, and starts getting into the chants of WHAT from the crowd, until AJ tells him to stop and keep going. Slick asks for anyone to stop the wedding, and the crowd starts chanting NO, NO, NO!!! Slick looks around, and says that he never heard that before. Slick hands the ring to Daniel Bryan, and asks if Bryan takes her, and he says YES. AJ then says yes, as Slick goes to finish, AJ stops him, and says that she was saying Yes to someone else. Out comes Vince McMahon, and says that its not that kind of a deal Daniel Bryan, and Vince then introduces the new Raw General Manager, AJ Lee. AJ hands the bouquet to Daniel Bryan, skips around him and then leaves the ring, as Daniel Bryan because trashing the entire set.
We come back to Daniel Bryan still in the ring, as the referees try to calm him down. Out comes CM Punk, who says that hes not there to rub it in his face, but he did just get stood up. Bryan starts running down Punk, saying that he is the greatest of all time, and then the Rock comes out. Rock says that Bryan can't say who the greatest is, only the Universe can, and it sounds like they are saying its the Rock. Rock starts talking, but Daniel Bryan interrupts him, until Rock tells him he can't do that. Rock says that he is not there to talk to Frodo, hes there to talk about the WWE Title. At the Royal Rumble, the Rock will face whoever is the champion. Punk says that he will be there at the Royal Rumble to face him. But Bryan starts yelling NO at both of them. Bryan says that he will be the champion at the Royal Rumble. Rock says he doesn't care who the champ is, because he will see whoever it is at the Royal Rumble. But its not all bad news for Daniel Bryan, he got him a wedding gift. Rock then Rock Bottoms Daniel Bryan and leaves the ring.
Bret Hart comes out and is announced as the guest Ring announcer for the next match.
3rd match Intercontinental Championship match Singles match
Christian (c) vs The Miz
Winner: The Miz via pinfall after the skull crushing finale
NEW CHAMPION: MIZ
After a commercial break, out comes HHH. HHH says that he has had his fun tonight, and now its time to pick up the intensity, he knows Brock Lesnar is there, and he wants him out there, to answer him. Lesnar's msuic hits and out comes Paul Heyman. Heyman said that HHH is correct about one thing, that Lesnar is here tonight, and that Heyman can answer that question for HHH. Heyman looks at HHH, and says that Brock Lesnar's answer to him, is NO. HHH says that he will go backstage and find Lesnar. But Heyman stops him, asking if thats best for business? HHH says that at this point, he doesn't care, talking about how Lesnar has not shown his face since the last time, that he is a coward. Heyman starts talking about HHH's kids, and HHH backs him into the corner. Heyman apologizes for that, but then continues, until we hear Stephanie McMahons music, and she comes out and tells Heyman to never talk about their kids ever again. Stephanie then talks about how Vince McMahon stepped into the ring with HHH, how their kids are proud. Stephanie slaps Heyman, and Heyman tells HHH the match is on, and HHH's career will be destroyed. Heyman continues to talk about HHH's kids, and Stephanie attacks Heyman, which draws Brock Lesnar out, and starts the brawl in the ring, which ends with Brock getting clotheslined out of the ring to end a amazing segment.
Special Guest Ring Announcer: Howard Finkel
4th match NO DQ/NO Countout
Heath Slater vs Lita
Winner: Lita via pinfall after a moonsault from the top rope.
Lita says that she has hired some help tonight, and out comes APA, Heath makes a run for it, until all the legends from the past few weeks come out. While Heath is laying on the ground, Ron Simmons stands over him and looks around at all the legends, looks down at Heath Slater, and says, DAMN.
Backstage we see Sean Mooney interviewing Daniel Bryan, talking about how he was insulted by Charlie Sheen.
Backstage we see Cena, Zack Ryder, and Mean Gene Okerlund, until the Rock walks up, and Ryder and Mean Gene walk away. Rock tells Cena good luck, and Cena says that at the Royal Rumble it will be them fighting again. Rock says he can't wait for that.
5th match Singles Match
Kane vs ?
Before the match, Jinder Mahal and a group of other jobbers come out, and surround the ring, until the gong hits, and out comes the Undertaker. (Interesting note: Undertaker took part in the 1st main event at the 1st Monday Night Raw. He is also the only active wrestler to compete at the 1st Raw, and the 1000th Raw.) The jobbers decide to attack both men, and end up with a stereo chokeslam for their effors, and then a double tombstone. Undertaker drops down to his knee as Kane does the pyro in Brothers of Destruction style. (Jobbers were Jinder Mahal, Curt Hawkins, Tyler Reks, Drew McIntyre, Camacho, Hunico.)
6th match WWE Title Match Singles Match
John Cena vs CM Punk (c)
Winner: John Cena via DQ
Still Champion: CM Punk
During the match Show came down and hit Cena with a spear and WMD to put him down. Cena got up and put Punk in the STF, Big Show came back down and caused the DQ. As Show began to attack Cena, Punk looked on but did nothing, The Rock came down and stopped Show, and as the Rock was giving him the peoples elbow, Punk attacked Rock, and hit the GTS on him and walked out.
And that was the 1000th episode of Raw, it was amazing in my opinion. So many legends came out tonight, and wow is all I can say. So I will see you guys next week for Raw's 1001 episode. See you there.